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809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

posted 24 minutes ago with 78,306 notes
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femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

posted 11 hours ago with 23,638 notes
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amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly
posted 11 hours ago with 243,413 notes
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theboyfriendstagram:

Whoever is planning on leaking the album please let me know five minutes beforehand so I can get online and prepare myself 

posted 11 hours ago with 3,000 notes
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Anonymous inquired:

Cheesy time: when I turn 18 and I'm allowed to get a tattoo, I'm getting the tally mark on the left side of my rib cage and "Real bands save fans. Real fans save bands." Right above it. You guys saved me. Thank you.

michaelgordoncliffordofficial:

don’t thank me,thank yourself,we love you x

Anonymous inquired:

Vanilla or kinky sex??
Anonymous inquired:

are you actually michael clifford from 5sauce ?

michaelgordoncliffordofficial:

no i’m harry styles

ashtonkisses:

when you remember you start school tomorrow and your heart drops and you think you may have just blacked out for a few minutes

posted 14 hours ago with 18 notes
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Michael liked my photo

Do you think Alice would accept this on my resume because I’m about to put it on it.

cdizzlethomashood:

Don’t look through “Michael’s” tumblr when you’re in front of your friends. They will see the porn.

posted 14 hours ago with 18 notes
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posted 16 hours ago with 6,438 notes
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#LOL

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posted 16 hours ago with 7,023 notes
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#BYEEEE

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buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

posted 16 hours ago with 143,928 notes
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irwie94:

yea buT WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THE LAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaa IN MRS ALL AMERICAN THAT MICHAEL DOES LIKE JUST IMAGINE IT LIVE

posted 16 hours ago with 2,236 notes
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